flow charts and spread sheets

Alex and I are in this weird stage of life where most of our friends are either married and having kids or single and wild. It's been a paradigm shift when some one announces that they're pregnant; it used to be shocking and taboo, but now it's exciting. I stumbled across this little flow chart on Pinterest and it made me chuckle.

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No, this is not any sort of an announcement of anything, just something that made me laugh. Side note: if my answers are indicative of anything I shouldn't have kids. Apparently you don't get 8 hours of sleep every night, you have to start liking coffee and Disneyland is "exotic"...good thing we're not letting a flow chart dictate our lives :)